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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!

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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?”

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If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel

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My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…

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Nice perfume… but do you really need to marinate in it?

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