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12.18.08

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

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12.18.08

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

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12.18.08

You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.

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12.18.08

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body … o, sorry, wrong number.

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12.18.08

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!

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12.18.08

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

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12.18.08

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

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12.18.08

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

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