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12.18.08

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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12.18.08

At this moment i have a d├ęj├á vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

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12.18.08

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

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12.18.08

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me donÔÇÖt care, me donÔÇÖt cry, me just happy that a cow canÔÇÖt fly!!

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Angliški SMS tekstai

12.18.08

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searchingÔÇŽÔÇŽÔÇŽstill searchingÔÇŽÔÇŽget a good grip of your mobileÔÇŽ.still searchingÔÇŽÔÇŽ.no brains found.

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Angliški SMS tekstai

12.18.08

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

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12.18.08

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?ÔÇŁ

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12.18.08

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel

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12.18.08

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this momentÔÇŽ

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12.18.08

Nice perfumeÔÇŽ but do you really need to marinate in it?

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